What if... Club Penguin in real life?

So... here's a thing I think about quite a lot! What if Club Penguin was real? A real, physical place that could be found on a map of Earth? Wouldn't that be cool? Sign me up! Here's how I think it would all work out...

FIRST: the inhabitants! I think it would be humanized, rather, people instead of penguins. Membership means nothing, except for maybe you get some exclusive items or a little more access to special rooms.

2.) The island! The island would have to be much bigger than it seems in game. Not big enough to be it's own country of course, but it would have to be pretty big to fit everything I think up.

3.) It's hard to put this all in an order. But next is SERVERS! There are tons of servers, all with different kinds of people. "Servers" would just be a nickname for neighborhoods. Like, if you're considered "rare," you would be living in Sleet, because that's where "rare" penguins hang out all the time. If you like to roleplay on Abominable, then preps and pookies and mumus would all live in the Abominable neighborhood! Make sense?

4.) Outfits and items! When you go to the Clothes Shop for the latest outfits, you could look through the catalog and pick the items you want. They would go to a back room and get those items, then ring you up, you pay and you're out! Nothing behind the counter or on the racks are actually for sale. For items like in the Music Catalog, Sled Catalog, Snow & Sports, and Surfboard Catalog, whoever is "on duty" when you want to buy the items would make sure they get delivered to you.

5.) Player Card and Buddy List systems! Your "player card" is like your ID and could be used as a debit card for holding your coins. It's an electronic device that also has your "contacts" or buddies! You can see what place they are in when their player card is on.

6.) Igloo catalogs and decorating system! On your player card, you can pull up your igloo and put what items you own into it, as well as buy items and igloos to the catalog, when you're done, you send it and leave your igloo. After a while you can come back and it's done!

7.) Party decorating! To be honest, the only explanation for the super fast decorating and odd events that happen on Club Penguin is magic. So that's what it is! You go to your igloo to feed your puffles and when you go back out, BAM! It's a magical forest, or whatever. Also the reasons buildings and rooms can be taken away or added so quickly.

So, what do you guys think about CLUB PENGUIN IN REAL LIFE? Feel free to comment your ideas too, I would so so so SO love to see what everyone can come up with!

Thanks for reading this, if you did. I know it was super long but I truly do appreciate it.

-Dwee

Teen Beach Movie Summer Jam...

As everyone knows, the Teen Beach Movie party has started on Club Penguin. My membership happened to have expired the day before it started (not very upset, to tell the truth.) I had some optimism going into this party, but I expected nothing and I'm still very disappointed in their work with this party. Here's why.

1.) Decorations. While the rooms they have decorated are very detailed and (probably) accurate to the movie(I haven't seen it and I don't plan to), there are barely any rooms decorated. Sure, they added some rooms, such as the highway and waves rooms (I don't know the official names), but other than that... there's less than 10 of the regular rooms decorated! I really think they could have made this more fun by decorating many more rooms.

2.) Music. While this might just be the norm for music like this (surfer/beach music), it all sounds the same! With the exception of the Adventure Party music. I like how they added that. It gives a nostalgic feel that I can enjoy.

3.) Items. The catalog for this party is just... bad. I understand it's from the movie, but being the collector I am, wanting all the items, I'm not even upset I can't get these items because my membership expired. I'm really not.

I just don't know what to say. I am very disappointed with this party. I really REALLY am counting on them having the Medieval Party this year, because if they cancel that party too, I might quit. It's my favorite party EVER!

I hope we can all enjoy the party as much as we can though.

-Dwee